Cats hate me

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I saw her standing there

2D platforming zombie game


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rainbowsonmars:

#everything you need to know about sherlock in one gifset

Probably.


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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

  • When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
  • When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
  • When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
  • When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
  • When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
  • When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
  • When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
  • When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
  • When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
  • When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
  • When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
  • When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
  • When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
  • Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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canadianapplejuice:

Photos of dogs taken just as they land in water.

Source [x]


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put a symbol in my ask. I'll be honest. Please ? DO IT ANON OR NOT!
  • † Your religious Views?
  • @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
  • # Relationship with your father?
  • $ Relationship with your mother?
  • % Who is your most loved person?
  • ^ Have you ever been bullied?
  • ☼ Who makes you the happiest?
  • * What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
  • + What calms you down when you're upset?
  • ♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
  • ¤ Had your heart broken?
  • © Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
  • ¶ Who do you miss the most?
  • § Have you ever attempted suicide?
  • ! Share a secret?
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Saw this and thought, “I hope not”

Saw this and thought, “I hope not”


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Pokemon and Zoidberg combined, my day is complete.

Pokemon and Zoidberg combined, my day is complete.


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Or you could just microwave it…

Or you could just microwave it…


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Comic blog

Just found this blog. I wish it were on tumblr, but it’s still pretty awesome. Lots of comics.


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The best thing I ever learned from my dad was that if you ever fall into a black hole, you can get out of it.

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hadron94: neonpi: This is how my boyfriend asked me to prom.Answers:1. P2. R3. 04. M5. ?   This is how it’s done! Via scientific tesseract Zoom

hadron94:

neonpi:

This is how my boyfriend asked me to prom.
Answers:
1. P
2. R
3. 0
4. M
5. ?
 
This is how it’s done!

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hadron94: Yay for physics cats! Via Into The Universe

hadron94:

Yay for physics cats!


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thetoontownparty:

this is stephanie meyer’s fault

these are the consequences for your actions, stephanie

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